BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Silly AB! Give me the password to the blog (note from SisE: She really doesn't think sometimes, huh?). It's only fair while she's away being a whore flap at TwiCon. (Agreed! Damn twat-waffle!)

RL has been kicking her in the ass lately, so I'll forgive her this time, for not updating. Both our hubbys are in Virginia for work, and we're here with our kids. Plus, she's moving back to Connecticut in June *tear*. It's okay, I still have Mandolinn and AH to keep me company in Twitardia. Speaking of Mandolinn, she's officially converted (woohoo! It's about damn time!)! Bought the book, saw the best/worst movie and is plowing her way through the rest of the series. Next, we'll introduce her to FanFic. She's a little shy, so we'll have to give her some of the um, *clears throat* tamer stuff. I don't think the wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am's will do it for her. She'll probably run screaming away from us! (I can hear her sweet, little virginal screams from here!)

So, without further delay, back to our regularly scheduled post:

Now, we all know AB has MANY pictures of her Mini-E and his escapades. Where are they? Who knows? So, I will give you a couple of mine in hopes her blog will actually get updated sometime this century.

AB is my bestie. No questions, so being the wonderful woman she is, she gave me my Mini-E. (I'm not sure why, but hey, it was free.)

Hellooooooooo, JHB!

I had my own Mini-E. But, being the procrastinator that I am, he stayed in his box, in the car for awhile. Probably a month. I know, I'm horrible! (That's blasphemy, JHB! You'd better clean up your act or you'll have your twi-porn privileges suspended). I'm a professional procrastinator, what can I say?

Anyway, it was Mardi Gras, and I decided that it would be a perfect opportunity to let Mini-E out to party. So I went to the car, brought the box in , and popped it open. (Okay, more like sawed it open with a kitchen knife, but in my defense, that plastic is STRONG!). My first thought when I saw how he had been strapped into the box, was "HOLY SHIT! Mini-E has a mini chastity belt! (He certainly needs one, but I'm sure I can pick that lock!)

Maybe this will stop them. No? Damn it, I need something stronger! Hurry, I see Twilighted on the comupter!

After I finished laughing, I grabbed the camera to document this occasion:

It's not working.....

So, after I, *ahem* got the belt off, it was time to party at AB's house. And, low and behold, who showed up! Reneeseme! (Or, baby Jesus, whatever-don't judge me!)

And bad little hybrid that she is, tried to bite her daddy! Such a cutie!

No, Nessie, that's not nice!

After that, we may have forgotten to take more pics of them together. There may have been booze involved....but I won't swear to it :)

Now, everyone yell at AB to update her damn blog more often! She better have a blog started by the time she gets back from TwiCon. I expect full updates!